Lamont and Dude Discuss Recent Discoveries

“Ha ha ha ha!”

“What’s so funny, Lamont?”

“Like size = power. Ha ha ha!”

“What are you reading that’s so fucking funny?”

“Just got this in my email. Check it out. ‘…A Velociraptor that was more turkey than terror…'”

“Guess they were never chased by a turkey.”

“Don’t you love the way humans figure everything out all the time and then they’re wrong and then they figure everything out again and then they’re wrong and then…”

“It’s maddening. And then they hear things in plain sight…”


“You know, someone says something plain as day and they don’t see it.”

“Ah like ‘I don’t pay taxes. I’m smart’?”


“Nothing like the perfectly obvious to surprise a human.”


Lamont and Dude are characters I came up with a few years ago. They have the uncanny ability to remember many of their previous incarnations which gives them a unique perspective on life, the universe and everything.

7 thoughts on “Lamont and Dude Discuss Recent Discoveries

  1. I suppose tenacity and perseverance are admirable human characteristics but the process can be comical from the perspective of Dud and Lamont… The oyxmoronic (heavy on the moronic) comment is making me chuckle.

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