“Do you ever think about how absurd it is that humans are on top of the food chain? I mean, look at these.”
“What am I looking at Dude?”
“I know what you mean. When it comes to rending and tearing, they’re ridiculous. When it comes down to it, human’s biggest advantage might be their brains, but even there, I’m a little skeptical.”
“You want to go out and catch a few sets? I waxed up your board for you. It’s not great but we’ve surfed worse.”
“Wow. Thanks! I’d love to, Dude.”
Lamont and Dude are characters I came up with a few years ago. They have the uncanny ability to remember many of their past incarnations which gives them a unique perspective on life, the universe and everything.