Getting Aurochs Off with Lamont and Dude

“What happened, Dude?”

“Wiped out bad. Obviously.”

“Hey, don’t snarl at me. I didn’t do it. I’m sorry for you, Dude. That has to hurt.”

“Thanks for the sympathy, Lamont.”

“Bad concussion?”

“Yeah. And a big cut. That’s why I’m bandaged up.”

“I figured that out on my own, Dude.”

“What’s happening in your part of the world, Lamont?”

“You mean the back bedroom? Thanks for letting me stay here, by the way. I appreciate it a lot.”

“Well, I think you and your old lady will figure things out, but sometimes you need a little distance.”

“I don’t think so. I got a wedding invitation from her yesterday. She’s marrying that joker.”



“I told you you should have beaten him up.”

“What, like a couple of Aurochs in rut?”

“Speaking of Aurochs, I read here that science is close to bringing them back. They’ve bred a new bovine that’s genetically close to the Aurochs.”

“That’ll be fun.”

“Were you human in those days, Lamont?”

“Some of them. In some of them I was an Auroch. You were there.”

“I don’t remember.”

“With that knot on your head, I’m amazed you remember yesterday.”


Lamont and Dude are characters I came up with a few years ago. They have the uncanny ability to remember many of their past lives which gives them a unique perspective on life, the universe and everything. If you enjoyed this type “Lamont and Dude” in the search bar to read more. 🙂

6 thoughts on “Getting Aurochs Off with Lamont and Dude

    • I was interested in that they’re not using actual DNA from prehistoric Aurochs but going backward with selectively breeding the more “primitive” cattle breeds. They even have a pretty good reason for doing it, which surprised me, too. The article is interesting. 🙂

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