This morning I’d like to pay homage to science, particularly pharmaceutical science that came up with effective antibiotics.
I’d also like to pay homage to packaging experts who devised a package that is virtually idiot proof.
I’d also like to pay homage to the person who put together an idiot proof prednisone taper pack.
You guys are the BEST.
Also a shout out to the Creator for devising breathing which, I have to say, is WAY better than not breathing. I’ve experienced it for the past three nights and damn, sleep is a LOT better and so is LIFE in general. I’m going to go with this breathing thing as long as I can.
I’d like to request a modification to the original human body model I was issued, however. Maybe there was a recall sent out in the mail and it hasn’t arrived to the back of beyond yet? I don’t know but, I’d like a warning device that says, “Warning! This is NOT a virus. Repeat. This is NOT a virus. Go to the nearest doctor. Repeat. This is NOT a virus. This is a bacterial infection! Bacterial infection. This is NOT a virus. Go to the nearest medical professional.” I appreciate the fact that I was designed to be patient and long-suffering, but seriously.