Fear and Loathing Burgers

“Everywhere we go, there’s a picture of Wyatt Earp. Do you think it means something? I feel like I’m just following in his footsteps.”

My friend was about to bite into the grossest hamburger ever served on planet Earth. I’d already experienced mine and fought the urge to spit it out. I had already laid it to one side of my plate and decided to have fries for dinner.

“You’re in the West. Wyatt Earp is legendary and he traveled.”

“Remember when we took my dad to Tombstone?”

“That was fun. That trip made his wholeย LIFE I think.”

“Gah, this awful.”

“Mine too. I guess it explains why this is the only restaurant here in Glenwood that has any seats at 6:30 on a Friday evening.”

“The onion rings are OK.”

“You can’t fuck up onion rings. You just take them out of the freezer and pour them out of a bag into hot oil.”

“How do you know that?”

“Working at A&W back in the day.”

“Now THAT’S a gourmet establishment.”

“More than this. ”

“How’s your dinner?” asks the waitress.

We both look at her with expressions that say, “Do you really want to ask that?” and say nothing.

“If you can’t say something nice,” I murmur as she leaves.

“I’m not leaving a tip.”

“Hey, the food isn’t her fault.”

“Yeah but if everyone quits working here, they’ll have to close down.”

“That won’t happen. Everybody wants to live here and they need jobs. ”

“God, why?”

“Skiing.”

“Where?”

“Up there.” I gesture left, over my shoulder. “Aspen.”

“Really? It’s HERE? Why aren’t there pictures of Hunter Thompson on the walls? WhyWyatt Earp?”

“I guess the Wild West is more saleable to tourists than is a notoriously wasted and boozed up writer with a shotgun.”

https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/notorious/

5 thoughts on “Fear and Loathing Burgers

  1. I would have loved to have visited the West in my younger days. Was a great fan of Wyatt Earp – ok the TV series with Hugh O’Brien, but out of interest I began to read about the real Wyatt Earp. I am not so sure about the mega hamburgers.

    • Those hamburgers were the worst food I have ever eaten and that says a lot if you think I was served chicken intestines in China. ๐Ÿ˜€ When my Swiss friend’s dad came to visit, we took him to Tombstone (1995?) He couldn’t believe he was actually at the OK Corral. It was a dream come true for him.

  2. Wyatt had a GREAT PR department … especially after he died. His wife was a gritty, determined seller of the Wyatt tale. He wasn’t a half bad blowhard himself. I always found Holliday more interesting.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s