Another Doggone Blog Post

“Your weather forecast is a farce, Human. The sun is shining.”

“What, Bear?”

“You said there was a good chance of snow.”

“I know I did.”

“You were just trying to get my hopes up so you could dash them against the fence.”

“That doesn’t sound like you, Bear.”

“No, Dusty said that. He’s a little paranoid. But he said you didn’t mean anything bad by it.”

“My hopes were dashed too, Bear. Those weather guys just make their best guesses based on the data they have. Nothing in nature is 100% down to such a fine point as a weather forecast four days in advance.”

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“Spring is weird, isn’t it.”

“I think so.”

“That’s why tomatoes are growing in the house. Mindy explained that to me.”

“Good old poop eating Mindy.”

“So, uh, is there more rawhide?”

“Nope. Sorry. That’s all for today.”

“I think I’ll lick my feet then. Where I held the rawhide there’s a tiny, tiny, tiny bit of rawhide flavor. Then I’m going to continue shredding this box. Is that OK?”

“Good idea. Hey, Dusty. Relax. I’m almost done with my coffee.”

 

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12 thoughts on “Another Doggone Blog Post

  1. Never talk to a dog about the weather, they will lose their trust in the human race.
    No, Tabby, cats do not eat poop, do not think about it, it is a dog thing.

    • 😀 Don’t think of it, Tabby. Mindy is a weirdo in that way which is sad for her because she’s also a very affectionate people-loving dog.

  2. I don’t know what goes on in a dog’s head, but I think you do. I’ll bet if I could channel Bear’s mind, I’d recognize the script.

    • That would be something! 🙂 They are actually quite articulate. I sometimes think they are frustrated with my inability to understand what they’re saying in clear and simple messages.

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