Lamont and Dude Chide Each Other on Valentine’s Day

“So, Dude, what are you doing with your sweetie on this Valentine’s Day?”

“I hate Valentine’s Day. There’s no way I ever get it right.”

“Never? Not through all the millennia?”

“Nope. I was thinking of back in my time as an Inuit, I got up early, cut a heart-shaped hole in the ice so we could ice-fish together but that wasn’t what she wanted. She was expecting a box of whale blubber.”

“Seriously?”

“No, that’s a joke. What are you and your sweetie doing on this fine Valentine’s Day?”

“What ‘sweetie’?”

“I thought maybe you had a sweetie by now. How long has life existed on the planet?”

 

 

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