“Do you have a replacement filter for this vacuum of yours?”
“You know, a filter.”
“I want to clean up this mess. I spilled Parmesan cheese all over the floor. The vacuum doesn’t work. The filter is completely clogged. I tried cleaning it out, but it’s done for, Dude.”
“My dog. c’mere boy.”
“AAAAAAAhhhhh!!!! Not again!!!!”
Lamont and Dude are characters I came up with a couple of years ago. They have the uncanny ability to remember many of their past incarnations which gives them a unique perspective on life, the universe, and everything.
Oh here are some tiger songs. 🙂