“Dude, what are you doing?”
“Building a wave synthesizer so I can surf inside.”
“Have you looked out the window? All the color has gone out of nature. Something really sinister has happened and I’m not going out there.”
“It’s hoar-frost, Dude. Remember it from the Ice Age?”
“No. I don’t think I had color cones in my eyes at that time. What were we?”
“I was a woolly mammoth part of the time, until I was EATEN.”
“Ah yeah. Dire wolf. Good times. Good friends. Good food. Damn, I loved the Ice Age.”
Lamont and Dude are characters I came up with a couple of years ago. They have the uncanny ability to recall many of their previous incarnations which gives them a unique perspective on life, the universe and everything.