Lamont and Dude Recall First Fish

Reposted from about a month ago, October 4, 2016. There is nothing else I have to say about fish!

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“What’s the most daring thing you’ve done, Dude?”

“Me? I’ve never been especially daring, Lamont. You know that.”

“You seem to have forgotten the most daring thing BOTH of us ever did.”

“What was that?”

“WALKING out of the primordial ooze into the fresh air of, uh, air.”

“That wasn’t daring. It was ‘damned if you do, damned if you don’t’.”

“No. It was ‘damned if you don’t’.”

“Uh-uh. Plenty of guys stayed back.”

“Yeah, but look at them? Air sacks filled with mud; flippers with toes of hope instead of feet. C’mon. It wasn’t easy taking the first uphill journey of animal-kind.”

“My wife was having none of it.”

“I remember. ‘No, Dude, no! You’ll die! Come back! I love you! What about the children?’.”

“Hysterical female. I told her to come.”

“I know. I’m glad I was single. That must’ve been hard for you.”

“She was annoying. What…

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