“Why, Dude? You’re not getting away from that. I’m just going to stand here and watch it.”
“Not me, man.”
“Whatever, come on! Everyone else is running for their lives!!!”
“To what end? I’m pretty sure the same thing that happens to me standing here watching is going to happen to those idiots. The only ones who MIGHT make it through this are those strange creatures with those flaps on their forelegs, but I’m not very hopeful about them, either. Time will tell.”
“Sorry, Lamont. Do what you want, I’m OUTTA’ here.”
“You got that right, Dude! See you on the flipside!”
Lamont and Dude are characters I came up with a couple of years ago. They have the uncanny ability to remember most of their incarnations. If you enjoyed this post, type “Lamont and Dude” in the search bar to read about more of the wacky transincarnation adventures.