Lamont and Dude Discuss Admiration

“Wow. Look at her. She’s, dude, I don’t have words.”

“You admire her?”

“Well, yeah, I mean. LOOK, for the love of god.”

“Dude, it’s just biological urges. It’s nothing she’s DONE, nothing she’s ACCOMPLISHED. You’re no different from a mudskipper.”

“How’s that bad?”

“Who said it was bad? It was good times being a mudskipper.”

“Something in your voice.”

“It’s just I think she bought them. Go up and ask her what her dad paid for them.”

“Ah, that’s it.”

“It’s still OK, Dude. It’s completely normal that a being would do what he/she can to enhance his/her biological appeal. It only makes sense. Our one shot at true immortality is genetic. That’s why everyone gets in such a lather about their biological clock.”

“How can you — of all people — make that claim? You’re still here.”

“Case in point. I’m HERE because bits of my DNA endured over the millennia — same as you, Dude. The difference is our memories and don’t ask me to explain that. Curse or blessing. I’m never sure. And do NOT bring up that La Brea Tarpits thing one more time.”

“I was just going to say I’m glad I remember that.”

“Just that?”

“No, other stuff, too. Hey, do you think we’re going to get on TV again? It’s been a while since we got a call from our agents.”

“There’s a presidential election going on now. They probably have all the inflammatory absurdity they can handle without us, Dude.”

5 thoughts on “Lamont and Dude Discuss Admiration

  1. Back again, the return of the two only honest members of the human race. Funny in their discussion I sort of had a flashback to Donald Trump somehow, perhaps as an inflammatory absurdity?

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