Drain Bread

In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Snark Bombs, Away!.”

This is a really good prompt. I’m sorry I don’t have the mental energy to think of a good parody for anything. 😦 This morning I had to return to the horsepital to redo some of my pre-surgery tests. Then I got an email from an evil person and those two events just kind of sucked the life right out of my humor cells. Lamont and Dude don’t even have anything witty going on.

Maybe next time (there will be a next time).

11 thoughts on “Drain Bread

  1. After the surgery, when you are still taking those lovely painkillers, you are instructed to write a snark-bomb to the hateful person from an anonymous email account. Or send it to me and I will copy and paste. Then I can put any response into SPAM and get rid of said person.

    • She’s despicable. Passive aggressive, dishonest, manipulative, paranoid, egoistic and insecure. I love your offer but I don’t want to waste creative energy on her. If I hear from her again, she’s going to get, “You’re not the boss of me. Curl up and die.” 🙂

  2. Sorry about the test re-do. Even sorrier about the evil email. It’s fun to fantasise about anihilating replies, but the sad fact is that people like this have no ability to see any point of view but their own, and a gobsmacking ability to take awe-inspiring umbrage at the slightest criticism. May she stew in her own juice.

    • Yep. I just sent her back the facts and told her to make a motion at the next meeting if she wanted to change something, that it wasn’t my job. I figured out her problem is that I have a few paintings hanging in a small show and she wasn’t asked to join the group. That, of course, I did solely to hold her back and smite her.

  3. Evil , snivel. Why not tell the brazen bitch to go straight to hell. That would have been my first thought but then on second thought I probably would have been very sarcastic in a response to her. But better yet- no response usually gets an evil person’s goat and they then have not succeeded in getting your dander up.

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