Dude and Lamont Ponder the Last Night

Daily Prompt Eat, Drink, and Be Merry…for tomorrow we die. The world is ending tomorrow! Tell us about your last dinner — the food, your dining companions, the setting, the conversation.

“Been there. Done that.”

“When, Lamont?”

“Remember the asteroid?”

“Oh yeah. Who’d ever forget the asteroid. That was the end, my friend.”

“The end of our iterations as giant reptiles, that’s for sure.”

“We could still come back as a alligators, Lamont.”

“No comparison to a velociraptor and you know it.”

“You got that right.”

“What did we talk about the night before that?”

“We didn’t talk. We were truly dumb beasts. Powerful but stupid.”

“I don’t know. Being a top predator doesn’t require a great brain. That’s one of its advantages.”

“We’re top predators now.”

“You get my point.”

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5 thoughts on “Dude and Lamont Ponder the Last Night

  1. I thought the dinosaurs gassed them all with their recycling system. Tell Dude and Lamont to return as web administrators, I am sure there would be a neat little corner for them to invent some useful stuff to write about.

    • Dude and Lamont seem to have found their niche responding to prompts I don’t want to write. It’s very strange and I don’t begin to understand it. Oh, by the way, Lamont agrees that methane was a problem in dinosaur times. He also wishes everyone were more grateful for fossil fuel. Driving a car is kind of a holy communion for him and Dude. They always wonder if they’re filling the tank with each other.

    • There are a lot more stories about Lamont and Dude’s incarnations. Some are pretty funny. Just search “reincarnation” or “Lamont” or “Lamont and Dude.” Thanks for the follow! 🙂

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